Een misschien nog wel mooiere versie, waarbij Stephen Fry persoonlijk wordt toegezongen ter gelegenheid van een prijsuitreiking op Harvard, is te vinden op God.voor.dommen.

Open letter to Stephen Fry

Your heart is promised to a man
And so I had no hope to win it
But consider my proposal, Sir, if you can find a minute
I think the future of our species will be better with you in it
I know you have your problems
And maybe I have mine
But you should leave someone to carry on
When you have turned to dust
Plant your genome in an infant, Sir
I think it’s only just
And you would need someone to bare this child
A woman you can trust
I’ll put my body on the line

Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why
You wouldn’t want something maybe
Let me have your baby
You would be amazed what science does these days
So think it over and send along your seed

I am ideal for this position which I hope you will not doubt
I got those child bearing hips you always hear so much about
I have permission from my boyfriend and he’d like to help you out
I know it isn’t much but its what I have to give and I don’t drink and I don’t smoke
and I eat all my leafy greens
I’ll try to go to bed much earlier
Forget all my back scenes
And I’ll put headphones on my belly
And I’ll cut back on caffeine
I’ll hang an iPad in the crib

Oh, Stephen Fry there is no reason why
You wouldn’t want something maybe
Let me have you baby
And I’m in my prime
So you got loads of time
So when you're ready
Send along your seed

You deserve to reproduce
And I was built to procreate
I hope my womb can be of use
So think it over
I can wait

And when you are sure of it
And I can be your surrogate
Please

Oh, Stephen Fry I hope you tell me why
You wouldn’t want something maybe
To let me have your baby
I adore you dear
I come before you here
To be the only women you will ever need
And my fertility is nearly guaranteed
Cause I have all the tools that you require to breed

So send along your seed

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